Excellent question! I wish I could help. I try to guage my neighbors by walking around wearing my shirt with the below logo. My friend Jonathan got it for me as a goodbye gift — even though he was the one who was leaving! Anyway, when your neighbors see you in this shirt and run away, that is a pretty good sign that they might be raptors. Also, it is currently up for debate as to whether or not raptors can pick locks. So be careful.
Hi all. I started this blog back in November, 2007 to write about funny incidents and vent about stupid people. Somewhere along the way it morphed into a healthy living blog with some funniness and stupidity mixed in. I mostly write about exercise, food, dealing with a chronic GI illness and figuring out how to eat around it, and overall randomness in my life -- which is where the funny and the stupid come into play.
I am a corporate communications professional at a very large bank. I write for work and I write for fun and I am always trying to improve my writing so that one day I might write a book.
Learn more about me at http://dorimanela.com
I AM NOT A RAPTOR!
Then why you run away when I wear my shirt??
So people actually search these things? Brilliant.
Well people search this because of the XKCD comic, it’s not something that would exist in searches otherwise