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My Under-Appreciated Tweet About Jeff Goldblum

The other day, after a remark I made about the David Beckham ad for Calvin Klein, Andy said something to me. It was 100% accurate and I thought others might appreciate it. so I tweeted it out. Then I waited to bask in the responses I knew I’d receive.

I was very disappointed to find that no one cared. Far lesser tweets of mine have seen a far greater reception.

"I bet there are 4 people in the world who would rather have sex with Jeff Goldblum than David Beckham, and you're one of them."

Andy adds, “From one of the first times I met you, that was something I found very odd about you.” Then why does nobody care??

I DEMAND APPRECIATION!

 

 


8 thoughts on “My Under-Appreciated Tweet About Jeff Goldblum

  1. If given that choice, I’d probably choose Jeff as well. Just doesn’t seem like there’s a lot going on “up there” with Beckham…

    Of course, my first choice is David Duchovny. I prefer the smoldering intellectual type.

  2. See…twitter just ain’t what it used to be.
    As to the content of your tweet: funny, succinct, and well presented. I didn’t see it because my twitter feed gets all clogged with nonsense (another reason I am not as sold on it as I was in 2011/12).
    Personally, I would take Beckham over Goldblum, so long as he didn’t try and squeak…I mean talk.

  3. I appreciate you but I do think David Beckham is hotter than Jeff Goldblum. I can’t think of him as anything other than The Fly. However, I would gladly marry Zach Braff if we was interested in participating in bigamy with me and I’m certain there are plenty of others who would disagree wholeheartedly.

    Hope you are weathering the storm well!
    Melissa Burton´s last [type] ..Back In the Game – Running for Color

  4. this is just one of the reasons I like you so much :)
    actually, this is just two of the reasons I like you so much;
    1) it’s true.
    2) because your tweet didn’t perform as well as expected, you shared it with us here.

    xo
    Heather´s last [type] ..Simply Saturday

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