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My Under-Appreciated Tweet About Jeff Goldblum

The other day, after a remark I made about the David Beckham ad for Calvin Klein, Andy said something to me. It was 100% accurate and I thought others might appreciate it. so I tweeted it out. Then I waited to bask in the responses I knew I’d receive.

I was very disappointed to find that no one cared. Far lesser tweets of mine have seen a far greater reception.

"I bet there are 4 people in the world who would rather have sex with Jeff Goldblum than David Beckham, and you're one of them."

Andy adds, “From one of the first times I met you, that was something I found very odd about you.” Then why does nobody care??




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